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This is a list of Yo Mama So Poor jokes.

  • Yo mama so poor she waited for the January sale so she can go in poundland LoL
  • Yo mama so poor her house is a single wall and an empty doorframe.
  • Yo mama so poor she lived in a cardboard box until she was evicted.
  • Yo mama so poor she won a big money at the lottery and is still poor.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to eat at a soup kitchen.
  • Yo mama so poor her house has a front door and a back door that share the same hinges.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live on the streets.
  • ​Yo mama so poor she can't afford to eat from the garbage.
  • Yo mama so poor she can reverse the golden touch of King Midas.
  • Yo mama so poor all the money she handles loses value.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't go to school, so she's stupid. Explains the 'yo mama so stupid' jokes.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford charity.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford free things.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to give a fuck.
  • Yo mama so poor the local tax collector and her financial advisor are both homeless.
  • Yo mama so poor she goes to a restraunt and pays to smell food.
  • Yo mama so poor she would pay to get into debt. Maybe this could finally motivate her to find a steady income.
  • Yo mama so poor she lives in the sewer. You'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so poor when she began to work in a money factory she caused an economic collapse.
  • Yo mama so poor that even a crane can't get her out of her money problems.
  • Yo mama so poor she can barely afford to breathe.
  • Yo mama so poor homeless people give charity to her.
  • Yo mama so poor when she found some lost money, local businessmen thought it was fake.
  • Yo mama so poor thieves know she isn't worth the effort.
  • Yo mama so poor she found work in a bank and the great depression happened.
  • Yo mama so poor she endured a haunted house for shelter.
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to work a paying job.
  • Yo mama so poor the rent at the homeless shelter is too damn high.
  • Yo mama so poor she had to sell her milk to you.
  • Yo mama so poor the rent at the abandoned building is too damn high.
  • Yo mama so poor that her boomerang was a terrible investment.
  • Yo mama so poor she asked a genie for money as all 3 wishes and she's still poor.
  • Yo mama so poor she can turn gold into common materials.
  • Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her.
  • Yo mama so poor she owes herself money.
  • Yo mama so poor her landlord is Oscar the Grouch.

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