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This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.

  • Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
  • Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything.
  • Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
  • Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
  • Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
  • Yo mama so old there's a family photo with colour and she's black and white.
  • Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.
  • Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button. Only, yo mama stays old.
  • Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum.
  • Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students.
  • Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah.
  • Yo mama so old she seved mammoth steaks to the builders of the Egyptain pyramids.
  • Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs.
  • Yo mama so old her news is our history.
  • Yo mama so old she personally witnessed evolution in action.
  • Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia.
  • Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall.
  • Yo mama so old she actually can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID.
  • Yo mama so old she went to the old folks home so she could visit her children.
  • Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes.
  • Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth.
  • Yo mama so old it takes an hour to describe her age.
  • Yo mama so old she shares sex jokes with her grandkids and nobody minds.
  • Yo mama so old that tamed fire triggers her technophobia.
  • Yo mama so old she measures time in centuries.
  • Yo mama so old she is a literal living fossil.
  • Yo mama so old her oldest kids elderly. Or are at least near it.
  • Yo mama so old the antique store brings back memories.

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