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This is a list of Yo Mama So Fat jokes.

  • Yo mama is so fat, she was the reason for the Japanese Tsunami xD
  • Yo mama is so fat her trap door look like a house
  • Yo mama is so fat that the world can't even cover her.
  • Yo mama is so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard XD x
  • Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps the world splits into two parts.
  • Yo mama is so fat, she is KFC's best customer XD x
  • Yo mama is so fat that she goes into a ball when winter
  • Yo mama is so fat, her farts are the reason for global warming XD x
  • Yo mama is so fat, i had to take a 2 buses, 3 trains and a taxi to get on her good side XD
  • Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy two airline tickets to go home
  • Yo mama is so fat that you had to role 100 km to get off of her XD x
  • Yo mama is so fat she made the blue whale family look like tic-tacs XD x
  • Yo mama is so fat that when she was lying on the road we tried to drive around her but we ran out of gas.
  • Yo mama is so fat that she died by doing a poo
  • Yo mama is so fat that she died by having a big ferjina
  • Yo mama is so fat that the whales were singin, "We are family!"
  • Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
  • Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
  • Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  • Yo mama is so fat she is at risk for developing diabetes.
  • Yo moma so fat she's an average american woman.
  • Yo moma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
  • Yo moma so fat she plays soccer with the stars.
  • Yo moma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
  • Yo moma so fat Santa Claus says "Ho, Ho, HOLY CRAP!!!"
  • Yo moma so fat when God said "Let there be light!" she had to move out of His way.
  • Yo moma so fat seven billion people inhabit her.
  • Yo moma so fat when she sat on a rainbow she started pooping out Skittles.
  • Yo moma so fat she stole the solar system.
  • Yo moma so fat when she visited Japan everybody yelled "Godzilla!!"
  • Yo moma so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued".
  • Yo moma so fat she could block a black hole.
  • Yo moma so fat Indiana Jones ran away from her in a mine.
  • Yo moma so fat Jupiter is jealous.
  • yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck. You'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so fat she makes a city of skyscrapers look like a giant barcode.
  • Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
  • Yo mama so fat when she needed new clothes she saved a cotton farm from money problems.
  • Yo mama so fat she wears a parachute as a dress.
  • Yo mama so fat when she was bitten by a poisonous animal the venom dispersed throughout her body enough to be diluted and thus not be fatal.
  • Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
  • Yo mama so fat that since fat is buoyant, yo mama may be used as an emergency floatation device.
  • Yo mama so fat she wears the asteroid belt as an actual belt.
  • Yo mama so fat she has a measurable gravity and small objects obit around her. She uses this system to carry snacks.
  • Yo mama so fat if she finds an all you can eat buffet, you'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so fat her lice have an organised government and economy.
  • Yo mama so fat people use her as a measurement for great sizes and weights.
  • Yo mama so fat when she bought a water bed, they put a giant blanket over the pacific ocean.
  • Yo mama so fat that her photos bulge out of the picture frames.
  • Yo mama so fat when winter she hibernates.
  • Yo mama so fat you could give yo mama a liposuction and use the excess yo mama to make an over-sized statue of the newly thin yo mama.
  • Yo mama so fat wandering hermits can seek shelter inside the cave that is her belly button.
  • Yo mama so fat she dressed up for halloween as a hot air balloon because she could not fit into anything else.
  • Yo mama so fat she needs to drive oversized vehicles to get to places.

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