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This is a list of Yo Mama So Fat jokes.

  • Yo mama so fat, she was the reason for the Japanese Tsunami xD
  • Yo mama so fat her trap door look like a house
  • Yo mama so fat that the world can't even cover her.
  • Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard XD x
  • Yo mama so fat that when she jumps the world splits into two parts.
  • Yo mama so fat, she is KFC's best customer XD x
  • Yo mama so fat that she goes into a ball when winter
  • Yo mama so fat, her farts are the reason for global warming XD x
  • Yo mama so fat, i had to take a 2 buses, 3 trains and a taxi to get on her good side XD
  • Yo mama so fat that she has to buy two airline tickets to go home
  • Yo mama so fat that you had to role 100 km to get off of her XD x
  • Yo mama so fat she made the blue whale family look like tic-tacs XD x
  • Yo mama so fat that when she was lying on the road we tried to drive around her but we ran out of gas.
  • Yo mama so fat that she died by doing a poo
  • Yo mama so fat that she died by having a big ferjina
  • Yo mama so fat that the whales were singing, "We are family!"
  • Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
  • Yo mama so fat that each of her limbs and specific sections of her torso got their own area codes!
  • Yo mama so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  • Yo mama so fat she is at risk for developing diabetes.
  • Yo moma so fat she's an average american woman.
  • Yo moma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
  • Yo moma so fat she plays soccer with the stars.
  • Yo moma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
  • Yo moma so fat Santa Claus says "Ho, Ho, HOLY CRAP!!!"
  • Yo moma so fat when God said "Let there be light!" she had to move out of His way.
  • Yo moma so fat seven billion people inhabit her.
  • Yo moma so fat when she sat on a rainbow she started pooping out Skittles.
  • Yo moma so fat she stole the solar system.
  • Yo moma so fat when she visited Japan everybody yelled "Godzilla!!"
  • Yo moma so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued". several sequals later she still waits.
  • Yo moma so fat she could block a black hole.
  • Yo moma so fat Indiana Jones ran away from her in a mine.
  • Yo moma so fat Jupiter is jealous.
  • yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck. You'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so fat she makes a city of skyscrapers look like a giant barcode.
  • Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
  • Yo mama so fat when she needed new clothes she saved a cotton farm from money problems.
  • Yo mama so fat she wears a parachute as a dress.
  • Yo mama so fat when she was bitten by a toxic animal the venom dispersed throughout her body enough to be diluted and thus not be fatal.
  • Yo mama so fat that since fat is buoyant, yo mama may be used as an emergency floatation device.
  • Yo mama so fat she wears the asteroid belt as an actual belt.
  • Yo mama so fat she has a measurable gravity and small objects obit around her. She uses this system to carry snacks.
  • Yo mama so fat if she finds an all you can eat buffet, you'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so fat her lice have an organised government and economy. Also, a flag.
  • Yo mama so fat people use her as a measurement for great sizes and weights.
  • Yo mama so fat when she bought a water bed, they put a giant blanket over the pacific ocean.
  • Yo mama so fat that her photos spill out of the picture frames.
  • Yo mama so fat when winter she hibernates.
  • Yo mama so fat you could give yo mama a liposuction and use the excess yo mama to make an over-sized statue of the newly thin yo mama.
  • Yo mama so fat wandering hermits can seek shelter inside the cave that is her belly button.
  • Yo mama so fat she dressed up for halloween as a hot air balloon because she could not fit into anything else.
  • Yo mama so fat she hires a dude to drive oversized vehicles to carry the forklift that carries her.
  • Yo mama so fat her starter pokémon was a munchlax.
  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sided of the bed. Also, both sides of the neighbour's bed. At the same time.
  • Yo mama so fat she fell into a canyon and got stuck. You'll need a crane to get her out.
  • Yo mama so fat that yo papa needs a crane to get himself into and out of her.
  • Yo mama so fat she is both here and there at the same time.
  • Yo mama so fat she may be a beta for the concept of 'everywhere'.
  • Yo mama so fat her width is greater than her height.
  • Yo mama so fat she got swept away from the beach and sank the titanic.
  • Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe.
  • Yo mama so fat people sometimes think there's 2 of her.
  • Yo mama so fat half of her exists in the astral plane.
  • Yo mama so fat she once rolled over herself.
  • Yo mama so fat she wears her house as a swimsuit.
  • Yo mama so fat she goes to halloween as a building!
  • Yo mama so fat her fat is her.
  • Yo mama so fat she needs a team of builders, several architects, and a crane to dress her.
  • Yo mama so fat this wiki is too small for her fat jokes.
  • Yo mama so fat her house is a stadium. She floods it as a pool.
  • Yo mama so fat she's as tall on her back as on her feet.
  • Yo mama so fat her dress makes both her butts look big.
  • Yo mama so fat she alone represents a decent portion of the obesity statistics.
  • Yo mama so fat the doctor needs a map and a guide to perform surgery on her.
  • Yo mama so fat she's protected by Greenpeace.
  • Yo mama so fat I'm surprised that she can fit in this wiki.
  • Yo mama so fat she lactates milkshakes.
  • Yo mama so fat Fat Albert said "Hey, hey, NO WAY!"
  • Yo mama so fat she is her own continuum: the maternal-cholesterol continuum.
  • Yo mama so fat her arteries contain approximately 100 billion galaxies, each with approximately 100 stars.
  • Yo mama so fat she makes the term "morbidly obese" seem like a supermodel's description.
  • Yo mama so fat when she looks around she gets a glimpse of the back of her own head.
  • Yo mama so fat she was swept out to sea and Australia was founded on her belly.
  • Yo mama so fat she went parachuting and caused an eclipse.
  • Yo mama so fat her body is the most common non-elemental material in the universe.
  • Yo mama so fat it took 3 women to birth her.
  • Yo mama so fat her birth 'day' is actually a birth 'week'.
  • Yo mama so fat it took an orgy to conceive her.
  • Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes.

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