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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep on a leash. He says "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache".
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says "If you weren't such a moron, you'd realise thats a sheep, not a cow".
The husband replies "Well if you weren't such a presumtious bitch, you'd realise I was talking to the sheep!"