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Once, there were three third graders. One was Italian, one was Jewish, and one was Black. They were at recess. They were also good friends.
"Whaddya wanna play?", the Black guy said.
"Uh...soccer", the Jew said.
"I can't run. Remember my leg?", the Italian guy said.
"How 'bout we play "Who's Got The Biggest Dick"?", the Black guy asked.
"Okay, okay", they all agreed.
So one by one they unzipped their pants. The Jew's was about three inches. The Italian's was about an inch longer. When they saw the Black guy's, they said "Holy crap! That's a monster!". It outgrew their's by about five inches. They then ran off, and the black guy went home.
"What did you do at school today, honey?", his mother asked.
"We played "Who's Got The Biggest Dick", he answered. "I won. They said it's because I'm black. Is that true?"
"No, honey. It's because your twenty three".