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A representative from Kentucky Fried Chicken goes to the Pope, and offers him $1,000,000 to change the Lord's Prayer from "Give Us This Day, Our Daily Bread." to "Give Us This Day, Our Daily Chicken".
The Pope replies, "I absolutely forbid that. The Lord's Prayer must be kept the way it is."
Slightly frustrated, the representative increases his offer to $10,000,000, however, the Pope continues to refuse.
Then, the representive says, "Right, I'll pay you $100,000,000 and that is my final offer."
The next day, the Pope attends a church meeting in the Vatican.
He opens the meeting by saying, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we've got a new sponsorship from KFC. The bad news is, we're losing the Kingsmill Bread sponsor."