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Little Johnny´s teacher decided that the children should learn about mime, so she had each of them develop a speech, which was to be relayed by using motion only.
When Little Johnny´s turn came, he stood up in front of the class:
"Ladies (grabbing chest) and gentlemen (grabbing crotch)..."
Little Johnny´s teacher wasn´t amused, so she sent him to the Principal´s office. Little Johnny explained what happened, so the sympathetic Principal told him to revise his speech as follows:
"Ladies (motioning woman´s curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm)..."
Little Johnny went back to class and proceeded to give his speech again:
"Ladies (motioning woman´s curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm), it gives me great pleasure (whacking-off motion)..."