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• Light Bulb (4) (R)
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. Real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
- None. It's a hardware problem!
- Just one. But the house falls down.
- Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
- 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
- Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?