Some funny Limericks to make your day... Edit
There once was a fellow named Sarge
who married a psychic named Marge.
The weight soon appeared,
and just as he feared,his medium became extra-large.
There was a teenager named Lance
who put a big squash in his pants.
It did him no good.
He learned that it shouldbe placed in the front of his pants.
A clown went to Doctor McDougal
with pain in his whatcha-ma-doodle.
With turns of his wrists
and a couple of twistshe’d made it look just like a poodle.
(all of the above are by Albert Van Hoogmoed)