“An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman...Soup or Pussy?
“Q. What is hard, brown, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A. An Almond Joy...Almond Joy Bar
“A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from...Complicated Order
“A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up...Mary's Panties
“Two Muffins sitting in an oven. One of the Muffins says to the other, "Hey, is it hot in here...The Two Muffins
“A representative from Kentucky Fried Chicken goes to the Pope, and offers him $1,000,000 to...The Church's Sponsor
Pages in category "Food jokes"
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