“A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese...Steven Spielberg and the Chinaman
“One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches...Your Name Was Guessed
“A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs...Drunk in the Cathedral
“You lose arguments with inanimate objects., You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling...You Know Your A Drunk When...
“A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot...Relieved to be Drunk