“Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and...", You buy your Visine (eye-drops...You Know Your A Drug Addict When...
“Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.But I Thought It Was Diet Coke!
“George, a party animal, spots a nice looking woman in a bar goes up and starts small talk...Mr. Snortscrew and Ms. Carmen
“My doctor said to stay away from meth, so I grabbed a fifteen foot long straw!Stay Away From Meth!
“A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, a beer in one...What Do You Think
“Q. What did the one gay magic mushroom say to the other one? A. How's it going fun guy? (fungi)They Gay Magic Mushroom
“What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack...The Difference Between Drug Dealers and Prositutes
Pages in category "Drug jokes"
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