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- Back in my day,people licked butholes for fun
- Back in my day, one plus one equaled purple.
- Back in my day, we didn't have Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus, and everything was right in the world in those days.
- Back in my day, proper English was what is now hillbilly talk.
- Back in my day, if we wanted to play with electronics, we would rub our feet on the carpet while wearing socks and touch a metal object.
- Back in my day, black and white were the only colors that existed.
- Back in my day, 15¢ was what is now $250.
- Back in my day, our TVs only had two channels.
- Back in my day, we had to make our own houses by hand.
- Back in my day, the English language had no helping verbs.
- Back in my day, we had to shower in the rain.
- Back in my day, everybody was superstitious.
- Back in my day, if kids misbehaved, they would get spanked with a wooden spoon.
- Back in my day, if we wanted a faster way to chop down trees, we would grab an angry beaver or woodpecker.
- Back in my day, Western shoot-outs were appropriate.
- Back in my day, emojis were faces drawn on a hickory log, and they were called "aural enigmas".
- Back in my day, fashion trends for women were different colors of dresses.
- Back in my day, "&" was a letter.
- Back in my day, the national economy was as fair as fair gets.
- Back in my day, contractions were nonexistent.
- Back in my day, if we wanted faster means of transportation, we would crack a whip at a horse's buttocks every five minutes while sitting on a chariot.